Funny Wine Quotes Images

Funny Wine Quotes Images

Funny Wine Quotes Images. I’ve been having fun watching and reading some Funny Wine Quotes Images on Pinterest lately, and thought I’d share a few of my favorites with you today.

Funny Wine Quotes Images

  • “Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you Lean (against tables, chairs, other people…)”
  • “I’m a hybrid, I run on wine and chocolate.”
  • “Sorry for all the weird posts last night.  Apparently, wine hacked my account!”
  • “Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.”
  • “Wine is to women as duct tape is to men: it fixes everything!”

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Funny Wine Quotes Images
Funny Wine Quotes Images

Funny Wine Quotes Images

  • Funny Wine Quotes Images
    Funny Wine Quotes Images

    “I have enjoyed great health at a great age because everyday since I can remember, I have consumed a bottle of wine except when I have not felt well. Then I have consumed two bottles.” — Attributed to a Bishop of Seville

  • “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin
  • “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” — Galileo Galilei
  • “The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star.” — Leonardo da Vinci
  • Never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink his wine…and he always had some mighty fine wine. — 3 Dog Night

Funny Wine Quotes Images

  • Funny Wine Quotes Images
    Funny Wine Quotes Images

    “There are two reasons for drinking wine…when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it… prevention is better than cure.” — Thomas Love Peacock

  • “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.” — St. Thomas Aquinas
  • “Hold the bottle up to the light; you will see your dreams are always at the bottom.” — Rob Hutchison
  • “Once… in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.” — W.C. Fields, My Little Chickadee, 1940
  • “By making this wine known to the public, I have rendered my
country as great a service as if I had enabled it to pay back the
national debt.” — Thomas Jefferson

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I would like to add more to the list.  If you know of any good ones, please post them in the comments.  Thank you.

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