Very Funny Wine Quotes

Very Funny Wine Quotes

Very funny wine quotes for us wine lovers.  Wine has been around for a very long time.  Come to find out it is good for us ( like we didn’t know).  Lets have some fun with this Very Funny Wine Quotes.

Very Funny Wine Quotes
Very Funny Wine Quotes

Very Funny Wine Quotes

Here are some more Quotes for you to enjoy.

Very Funny Wine Quotes - Wine is win with an e on the end
Very Funny Wine Quotes – Wine is win with an e on the end

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
~Samuel Johnson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
~Benjamin Franklin

What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.
~William Sokolin

Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary.
~Talmud

Very Funny Wine Quotes

A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.
~Kathy Mattea

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
~Charles Baudelaire

Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.
~Basil Bunting

I have lived temperately….I double the doctor’s recommendation of a glass and a half wine each day and even treble it with a friend.
~ Thomas Jefferson

If your heart is warm with happiness, you’ll need a glass – if sorrow chills your heart, have two!
~ Hannu Lehmusvuori

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of wine.
~Unknown Author

Very Funny Wine Quotes

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
~ W.C. Fields

Very Funny Wine Quotes - Ever feel like you have had too much wine? Me neither.

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
~ Louis Pasteur

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
~ Alexander Pope

A waltz and a glass of wine invite an encore.
~ Johann Strauss

When you ask one friend to dine,
Give him your best wine!
When you ask two,
The second best will do!”
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?
~ Cardinal Richeleu

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